A Sunday Prayer (Apologies in Advance to Vegetarians)

Sugarpop took the Oh, Happy Elf, and Dewdrop to church as she does every Sunday. I stay home and clean house as it is the only time of the week that one of us has time alone in the house.

The Oh, and this year the Happy Elf, attend Sunday School. All youth gather for songs and prayers before breaking off into their classes. The Sunday School leader asked if anyone had any prayers they wanted to say. The Oh raised his hand and stepped forward. 

Closing his eyes tight and grasping his hands he offered forth this prayer:

"Dear God,

Thank you for all the animals.

And please send some more animals for us to eat.

Amen"